I labeled this post TMI as it may be hard for some people to read this much detail. However, for me it was a case of not enough information. I am hoping that this information will prevent someone else being quite so uncomfortable… At least publicly.
The next step in my process is a colonoscopy. That fun went down on Friday.
After having a enteroscopy last year I wasn’t as scared. I felt more prepared for the actual procedure. Which I was absolutely correct in assuming. The procedure this time was smooth and easy. I felt no discomfort or pain. I was a little groggy this time around but again t wore off quickly.
What didn’t go so great? The Gastric Lavage or bowel prep. Basically, it’s a super laxative called Bi PegLyte. It’s sucks. It’s super gross, both to consume and what it does to you. It also lasts way longer then it says it does. The long lasting effects were the only thing I wasn’t prepared for. Also, you maybe be told that you don’t need to take time off work! Ha! As log as you don’t mind practically pooping your pants at work you’re fine to head in!
I took 2 days off. I took a day for ‘prep’ and the day of the procedure off. Honestly, it was minimum.
I work shift work. Often I work nights. Had I worked past noon, when you take the tablets, I would have had the most embarrassing work experience. The tablets start quite the racket in my belly, a little discomfort and a bowel movement. Luckily the tablets are just uncomfortable, your body is still under control. The liquid/fruit flavored water nastiness is the next step. Two liters of this laxative juice must be consumed 6 hours after taking the tablets. DO NOT leave your home during this process! Not even for a minute. Essentially, you just drank flu juice. My guts and bowel were convinced I had the flu. Were pajamas or sweats, something easily and quickly removed. Your body/bowels are no longer controllable. It’s not fun. The racket quickly moved into a loud rumble, it made me feel quite queasy. I spent far more then the 1-2 hours as suggested on the toilet. Make sure you have a full roll. I ended up being ‘sick’ all day Friday and am still feeling less then 100% on Saturday.
I wish I had been told this. I almost took a shift Friday night. Thinking ‘hey, last time was easy’. This is a different beast. Also while waiting in the IV room I overheard 2 other people stating that the prep kit was still in effect. I am clearly not alone with my experience. I had to learn the hard way.
Little fact, one of the ingredients of this specific product, Bi PegLyte, is lactic acid. In other words milk enzymes. I’m lactose sensitive. I was not made aware as to if there is a lactose free version. I haven’t seen one and one was not offered. I imagine for those severely intolerant that this process will be twice as much fun and a third day off may be a good call.
All in all, the experience was not that bad. It was far more long lasting then expected. I was told to not bother taking time off. I was not told about the havoc that would be wreaked on my gut (queasy and rumbley feeling) which is almost painful. Was it worth it? Definitely. I would never skip being uncomfortable or sick just because it was hard. I always want the answers. I can’t get better with out answers. Even if this is just, ‘Hey, you don’t have Crohns or Colitis’ it was worth it. It was also worth playing safe and losing 2 days of wages. It was a crappy experience (pun intended) but it’s all for a worthy cause.
I should have answers in a few weeks.
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